I got out of the car and stood back to see that I had in fact got into a red Infiniti G37, which was parked next to my grey Honda accord. I think now is the time for me to add that I was wearing my pajama bottoms. I turned back to the lady and said “At least tell me it’s the same model and color of my car”, I pleaded with the lady who by now was really struggling not to become hysterical with laughter. When we caught eyes both of us burst into laughter. I’m in the wrong car aren’t I? ” I confirmed this when I looked to the car to my left and my lady friend was sitting staring at me with the window down. The moment felt like hours, although I knew it was only for a few seconds.įinally, I looked to my right and there sat a really smiley lady with a distinct look of “yeah umm, why you in my car? But also with a smirk as if she was trying to hold in a laugh. But for some reason my instant reaction was to sit quietly behind the wheel of the car and pretend it was all a dream. From I heard the voice, it convinced me that something wasn’t right. After leaving the gas station, I jumped into the car and instantly felt there was something was off. I had only jumped out to get some milk and since I had chosen a time when all the convenience stores were closed, I had to go into the gas station to buy some. It was an early morning and I was off to drop my lady at work. Everyone sees her lip quivering and totally unexpectedly, she suddenly bursts into laughter. She messes up saying a word (forget which) and almost moves on, but freezes. Girl goes up to make her speech, super nervous, voice quavering, etc. I once had to go to the doctor because I lost my tampon.I really did not know what to write about, but I was reminded this morning as I stopped to fuel the car up, of one of my most embarrassing moments since I moved back “home”. I experienced something similar, but a bit more fun. I almost collapsed during a work presentation in front of 50 Armani-wearing senior leaders.ġ0. I worked as a waitress in a sleezy diner one summer, and accidentally showed up half-naked one day.ĩ. I laughed out loud at my cousin’s funeral.Ĩ. And took some lawn furniture in with me.ħ. I once drank too many Bartles and Jaymes wine coolers and fell into a pond. No matter how smart someone may think they are, no matter how many fancy degrees and titles they may acquire through life, brain fart moments can happen to anyone. On one of my first dates with my husband, I almost choked to death.Ħ. The point is that embarrassing moments can happen to any of us, so the best thing you can do when it happens is to just own it the way these folks did. We took my in-laws to Las Vegas in December, and as an early Christmas present, I showed them what I look like in my birthday suit.ĥ. After performing Pieces of Me on SNL, Simpson was set to perform Autobiography, when the vocal track for Pieces of Me played instead. My dad got me a part in a Chinese soap opera when I was 13. As embarrassing as Mariah Carey’s performance was, nothing will ever compare to the infamous Ashlee Simpson fiasco. And then I talked all about it to my male OBGYN the next day.ģ. Six weeks after my daughter was born, I decided to get a Brazilian wax. ![]() And then one day I fell off of a treadmill. When I was 18, I put on 30 lbs in 7 months and decided to join a gym. Now that our faces are two inches apart from one another, I think this would be a great time to introduce ourselves. ![]() Opening the door to walk in while someone is opening the same door to walk out. I have enough old material to keep you entertained for a long time, so pour yourself that glass of white, put up your feet, and check out the 10 most embarrassing things that have every happened to me!ġ. Swinging your arms as you walk and accidentally touching someone's behind or privates. Teachers don't let us use restrooms at school,during class. Well I'm embarrassed because I peed myself in 3rd grade. When I got home, I change my pant before my mom notice it. At the end of English class, I peed myslef. I’ve run out of embarrassing and awkward experiences to write about. I can't believe it I have to hold it for couple more hour My bladder was screaming at me. I don’t know about you, but I’m in the mood for a big, fat glass of white wine and a good belly laugh today.
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